This begins a three part series.  I thought the idea of “what if a supposed super hero treated the world like the typical player of an mmo treats the quest log?”, would be amusing to tackle.

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Panel 1
Chris's Diary: Being a hero is hard work.

Panel 2
NPC in distress: Oh god, HELP!
Chris: I'm gonna stop you right there sir.

Panel 3
Chris: I don't read quest text just put the objectives, in the book, and no one gets hurt.

Panel 4
Odysseus: Uhmm... I think he's dead
Chris: That's ok, I'll just go for evil karma on this save file.