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Panel 1
Chris's Diary: My greatest ability is drawing unimaginable power from items, with only my imagination.
Chris: Bit shift!
Panel 2
Chris: I have forged the ultimate weapon! A plus 1 Frisbee
Odysseus: You monster
Panel 3
Odysseus: My parental unit was murdered by unlicensed Frisbee aggression.
Odysseus: Father Noooo!
Parental Unit: End of line.
Chris's Diary: My greatest ability is drawing unimaginable power from items, with only my imagination.
Chris: Bit shift!
Panel 2
Chris: I have forged the ultimate weapon! A plus 1 Frisbee
Odysseus: You monster
Panel 3
Odysseus: My parental unit was murdered by unlicensed Frisbee aggression.
Odysseus: Father Noooo!
Parental Unit: End of line.